Hamster Jam

Cause we all love retarded hamsters.

Do you regret wishing for me?

Yes.

Poopsies

Just a little quickie... not really satisfied with it but WHUT.

At the groomers the other day... a lady picked up her two precious poodles and flipped out. WEll, yes, they were cut so short that they actually looked pink, but THE DOGS DIDN'T CARE, LADY. She went on like "MY BABIES!!!!! I"M SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and drove away.

Respect this shiznit

Well, i geuss i'll start off with why the heck i made this thing.

ER.EERR.ER. DOT DOT DOT.

Whirr, beep beep, Rabid Axolotl is the name of my comics, yah! Should i tell you what they're about? No! You'll see for yourself. But first off, we all know what an axolotl is, right? Yes. You do. So we all know those cut and paste mouths of theirs house the most vicious and horrid of teeth. But HOW DO WE KNOW WHEN THEY'RE RABID. ALL THE FOAM WASHES OFF THEIR PASTY FACES BECAUSE THEY'RE IN THE WATER.

Darn things are obviously planning something. I'm watching you, axolotl.