And then i saw my jerk cat following behind me. Most cats are so deviously averse to lowering themselves to human behaviour that he can be considered a freak.
(Remember, if your cat is exhibiting casual human behaviour such as actually being friendly, FREEZE. Don't make eye contact. Slowly back away. Your cat will get over it soon once he realizes that you are inferior to him, and start licking his crotch like normal. Breathe. The danger's over.)
Marcus Aurelias is probably half-retarded. So there is no danger in his abnormal behaviours.
I took his paw and we set off on an amazing adventure in the front yard.
He followed me everywhere. We had loads of quality awesome-time.
We were having a wonderful time. It was today, THIS day, that i truly felt that cats had a heart. That they couldn't seperate from their caring providers of cat food and a place to sleep.
And then quite the thinkable-happened.
Marcus, my beloved feline, had followed me everywhere through the desolate woods, just to find the right footprint of mine to take a dump in.
-Rabid Axolotl
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